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Comment by Chris X on April 30, 2013 at 8:22pm

Humungousaur vs. Goop

Comment by Richard on April 30, 2013 at 3:48pm

Humungousaur vs. Goop: 0

Heatblast vs. Nanomech: 0

The Worst vs. Stinkfly: 1

Comment by walter 10 on April 30, 2013 at 1:38am

do that first

Comment by walter 10 on April 30, 2013 at 1:38am

the worst vs stinkfly

Comment by Richard on April 29, 2013 at 4:47pm

Which of those 3 should I do first? First one to reach 3 votes will be the next one. And multiple votes by the same person DON'T count.

Comment by Richard on April 28, 2013 at 3:54pm

I'm gonna confirm some future rap battles.

Comment by Richard on April 28, 2013 at 12:08pm

It's kind of obvious: battle through rapping.

Comment by walter 10 on April 28, 2013 at 11:40am

whats a rap battle

Comment by Richard on April 28, 2013 at 11:15am

Credits to Oprah for the Gravattack and Molestache pic.

Comment by Richard on April 28, 2013 at 11:13am

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ALIENRY! GRAVATTACK VS. MOLESTACHE! BEGIN!

Gravattack: Do I really gotta fight this thing? He looks like a version of the Lorax from Beijing. One of Ben's several useless forms. Your teeth couldn't even help to chew yourself out of a dorm. You're a disgrace to the Omnitrix and Omniverse. I'll use my powers to gravitate you out of the universe. Molest-stache is more like it. Beat you with a hatchet till you admit to no powers. This rap is mine, just ask PD's flowers. What's your purpose in this show? I'll rap you out until ya know who runs and ties it like a bow.

Molestache: Rapping against mustache power was your first must-ache. Crush you harder than Fistrick just before dawn break. If you're so powerful how come I can get to more places than you? You got the power of something that is like a book overdue. All but one of your appearances were accidental. From the way you smile, you got bad dental. Using you proves Ben to be mental. You got off with a bad start, I got a mustache temple. You got no value, butter or sentimental. Join the Molestache army and you'll be glad you did. The rest of your appearances were rapid-ed. Your old name weighed like a planet due to stupidity. Let water fall on you, give you Gravitons of turbidity.

Bloxx: I'm here to settle this rap. Just to prove nobody gives a crap about a planet or a Lorax in a hazmat. Let's start with you, Gravattack. Lookin like someone dropped a knick-knack. You got a molten core that should be hidden. But I guess you can't do that cause you're stupid as Joe Biden! And Molestache, take you down without a bash. Being in this battle was YOUR must-ache! And now you can't even retake, partake or opaque!

Bullfrag: Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit. I'm a beat the rap just like I'm Xzibit. Beat all you phony alien homies for being the most unoriginal things. I'ma search up all you're original versions on Bing. Ax, meet Graviton, Minecraft, Lorax. That's what each of you are. Spit raps till you're covered with Incursion tar. Make you all worse, then laugh hardy-har har.

Kickin Hawk: I'm the chicken with the hawk, make YOU go bawk bawk. You can't beat me, I'm the cock of the walk. Kicked butt literally. So you cannot beat me. I have the power to spin all three of you out. You are the spiders, and I'm the water spout. Making villains shake since they aired Outbreak. Make no Molestache "must-ache". You two need appearance changes. You need to go jump off of a tower. And overall, you need to master some serious power!

Crashhopper, Ball Weevil, Walkatrout, Pesky Dust, The Worst, Toepick, and Astrodactyl: WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT?! YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ALIENRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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