The Shrek Swamp

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The Shrek Swamp

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Website: http://shrek.com
Location: The Swamp
Members: 13
Latest Activity: Jan 5, 2015

ogres have layers

SHREK
Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
(he holds out his onion)

DONKEY
(sniffs the onion) They stink?

SHREK
Yes - - No!

DONKEY
They make you cry?

SHREK
No!

DONKEY
You leave them in the sun, they get
all brown, start sproutin' little white
hairs.

SHREK
No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres
have layers! Onions have layers. You
get it? We both have layers. (he heaves
a sigh and then walks off)

DONKEY
(trailing after Shrek) Oh, you both
have layers. Oh. {Sniffs} You know,
not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody
loves cakes! Cakes have layers.

SHREK
I don't care... what everyone likes.
Ogres are not like cakes.

DONKEY
You know what else everybody likes?
Parfaits. Have you ever met a person,
you say, "Let's get some parfait," they
say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"?
Parfaits are delicious.

SHREK
No! You dense, irritating, miniature
beast of burden! Ogres are like onions!
And of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.

DONKEY
Parfaits may be the most delicious thing
on the whole damn planet.

SHREK
You know, I think I preferred your humming.

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Comment by Paco on May 6, 2014 at 9:23pm

Comment by ALT Kawajiri on December 21, 2013 at 9:11am

ogres

Comment by ALT Kawajiri on December 21, 2013 at 9:11am

have

Comment by ALT Kawajiri on December 21, 2013 at 9:11am

layers

Comment by Corn on December 21, 2013 at 3:53am

yes

 

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