Post the stupidest jokes you can think of.
A ventriloquist was in a night club. Using the dummy sitting on his knee he did a series of blonde jokes. One blonde in the front stood up and said
"Why judge us by our hair color? We are smart people. We could get great jobs. Its not right to judge us by our hair color."
The ventriloquist started to apologize when the blonde interrupted him and said,
"Shut up. I'm talking to the little **** on your knee".
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"The guy was your doctor."
There was a blonde and a brunette. The brunette got home and the blond was hanging from the cealing with a rope hanging around her waist.
"What are you doing?" asked the brunette.
"Trying to commit suicide," explained the blonde.
"Isn't the rope supposed to be around your neck then?" asked the brunette.
"Yeah, but then I can't breath!" the blonde said.
New Jokes every week
A guy saw a Asian walking. The Asian said "FO NO SHI KO NO FUNGI SHU I SHI" The guys said "Imma say this as easy as i can DA FUQ ARE YOU SAYING MAN." The Asian said: "Ya know, I speak English too -_-"
Random joke out of top of my head.
...That's a joke?
No its not a joke....but
YAY YOU PLAY HAPPY WHEELS
Wait, Happy Wheels is that game where you bike around and get your ass kicked? I saw people playing that in Robotics Class.
Yes, yes it is.
Also there's a guy on a segway
That pic is from youtuber PewDiePie.
No, it isn't.
Oh wait, I thought you meant my avatar.
Said it came from top of my head....Therefor, i made it up.